| Standings | Team Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG |
| 1 | A Jew, A Black, and a Pole walk into a bar... | 6 | 0 | 1.000 | 378.3 |
| 2 | What's the situation room? | 5 | 1 | .833 | 274.2 |
| 3 | Ballroom Blitzkrieg | 4 | 2 | .667 | 295.8 |
| 4 | Jersey Sharks | 3 | 3 | .500 | 247.5 |
| 5 | Guidon't Need No Education | 2 | 4 | .333 | 190.0 |
| 6 | Pine Barrens Mind Barons | 1 | 5 | .167 | 192.5 |
| 7 | No Shore like the No. Shore | 0 | 6 | .000 | 162.5 |