| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Round Report |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTUH | BHrd | BPts | PPB |
| 1 | Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | 8 | 0 | 1.000 | 451.3 | 143.1 | 308.1 | 14 | 97 | 2 | 168 | 21.49 | 111 | 2440 | 21.98 |
| 2 | Illinois A | 6 | 2 | .750 | 260.1 | 189.4 | 70.8 | 7 | 60 | 20 | 168 | 12.39 | 67 | 1476 | 22.03 |
| 3 | I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | 5 | 3 | .625 | 276.9 | 213.8 | 63.1 | 1 | 76 | 11 | 168 | 13.18 | 77 | 1495 | 19.42 |
| 4 | License to IL | 5 | 3 | .625 | 323.8 | 176.3 | 147.5 | 9 | 84 | 15 | 168 | 15.42 | 93 | 1690 | 18.17 |
| 5 | Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | 5 | 3 | .625 | 251.3 | 208.3 | 43.0 | 8 | 64 | 21 | 168 | 11.96 | 72 | 1355 | 18.82 |
| 6 | Battlefield Pitt | 3 | 5 | .375 | 133.9 | 255.0 | -121.1 | 3 | 41 | 14 | 168 | 6.38 | 44 | 686 | 15.59 |
| 7 | Pitt Girls Are Easy | 2 | 6 | .250 | 87.5 | 282.0 | -194.5 | 0 | 32 | 7 | 168 | 4.17 | 32 | 415 | 12.97 |
| 8 | Ducking Forks | 2 | 6 | .250 | 177.5 | 236.9 | -59.4 | 2 | 53 | 2 | 168 | 8.45 | 55 | 870 | 15.82 |
| 9 | Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | 0 | 8 | .000 | 51.3 | 308.8 | -257.5 | 2 | 23 | 10 | 168 | 2.44 | 25 | 200 | 8.00 |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTUH | BHrd | BPts | PPB |
| 1 | Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | 8 | 0 | 1.000 | 344.4 | 138.1 | 206.3 | 8 | 79 | 9 | 168 | 16.40 | 87 | 1890 | 21.72 |
| 2 | John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | 7 | 1 | .875 | 414.5 | 128.1 | 286.4 | 12 | 94 | 9 | 168 | 19.74 | 106 | 2241 | 21.14 |
| 3 | Pittworm Jim | 6 | 2 | .750 | 262.6 | 174.4 | 88.3 | 5 | 71 | 7 | 168 | 12.51 | 76 | 1351 | 17.78 |
| 4 | Bonesawwwww (UC) | 5 | 3 | .625 | 173.1 | 200.0 | -26.9 | 6 | 50 | 14 | 168 | 8.24 | 56 | 865 | 15.45 |
| 5 | Illinois B | 4 | 4 | .500 | 185.1 | 200.0 | -14.9 | 1 | 54 | 6 | 168 | 8.82 | 55 | 956 | 17.38 |
| 6 | Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | 3 | 5 | .375 | 202.5 | 193.3 | 9.3 | 4 | 53 | 13 | 168 | 9.64 | 57 | 1095 | 19.21 |
| 7 | One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | 2 | 6 | .250 | 121.3 | 262.0 | -140.8 | 4 | 42 | 8 | 168 | 5.77 | 46 | 530 | 11.52 |
| 8 | The Mangione Machine (UR) | 1 | 7 | .125 | 84.4 | 251.9 | -167.5 | 5 | 27 | 3 | 168 | 4.02 | 32 | 345 | 10.78 |
| 9 | Crisis on Infinite Pitts | 0 | 8 | .000 | 48.1 | 288.3 | -240.1 | 1 | 26 | 15 | 168 | 2.29 | 27 | 185 | 6.85 |