| Standings | Team Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct |
| 1 | Michigan | 11 | 0 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Illinois Cowkilla | 8 | 3 | .727 |
| 3 | Washington-St. Louis | 7 | 4 | .636 |
| 4 | Kentucky Crouching Groucho, Hidden Punchline | 5 | 6 | .455 |
| 5 | Pittsburgh Hot Capillary Action | 7 | 4 | .636 |
| 6 | John Nam | 4 | 6 | .400 |
| 7 | South Carolina | 4 | 7 | .364 |
| 8 | Emory | 1 | 9 | .100 |
| 9 | Illinois Hypocrites Seeking Applause | 1 | 9 | .100 |