| Standings | Team Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct |
| 1 | Harvard Tastes Great | 6 | 1 | .857 |
| 2 | MIT Official Milling | 6 | 1 | .857 |
| 3 | Harvard Less Filling | 4 | 3 | .571 |
| 4 | Brandeis | 3 | 4 | .429 |
| 5 | Williams When Furbies Attack | 3 | 4 | .429 |
| 6 | The Dartmouth Mile | 3 | 4 | .429 |
| 7 | Hamburger U. | 2 | 5 | .286 |
| 8 | Soylent Dartmouth | 1 | 6 | .143 |