| Standings | Team Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct |
| 1 | Kentucky (Evil Petting Zoo) | 11 | 0 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Illinois (Damn Yankees) | 10 | 1 | .909 |
| 3 | Vanderbilt (Vandals) | 8 | 3 | .727 |
| 4 | MTSU Instruments of Indignation | 8 | 3 | .727 |
| 5 | UTC | 6 | 5 | .545 |
| 6 | Alabama (Alex Chiu Liberation Front) | 3 | 8 | .273 |
| 7 | Lee U. (The Soup Nazi) | 3 | 8 | .273 |
| 8 | Palm Beach C.C. | 2 | 9 | .182 |
| 9 | East Georgia | 2 | 9 | .182 |
| 10 | Univ. of the South II | 2 | 9 | .182 |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct |
| 1 | South Carolina (Kung Fu Rebels) | 10 | 1 | .909 |
| 2 | Univ. of the South I | 9 | 2 | .818 |
| 3 | Georgia Tech | 8 | 3 | .727 |
| 4 | Oklahoma (Governor Pataki) | 7 | 4 | .636 |
| 5 | Valencia C.C. (Chuck Daly's Fish Eye) | 6 | 5 | .545 |
| 6 | Georgia | 6 | 5 | .545 |
| 7 | Tennessee Tech | 6 | 5 | .545 |
| 8 | MTSU Yo-Mama | 2 | 9 | .182 |
| 9 | Dalton State | 1 | 10 | .091 |