| Standings | Individuals | Team Detail | Individual Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG | Mrg | PPB |
| 1 | Omega Minus | 12 | 2 | .857 | 193.6 | 87.1 | 10.2 |
| 2 | This Tournament Name Sucks | 12 | 2 | .857 | 173.2 | 91.7 | 7.6 |
| 3 | P.P.P.P. (The Polish Beer-Lovers' Party) | 8 | 6 | .571 | 135.0 | 31.7 | 7.2 |
| 4 | Birkenstock Corporate Team | 8 | 6 | .571 | 110.7 | -25.7 | 6.9 |
| 5 | La Vie Claire | 5 | 9 | .357 | 111.1 | -26.0 | 6.2 |
| 6 | Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta, and Prang | 5 | 9 | .357 | 111.1 | -2.1 | 4.7 |
| 7 | The Andy Wang Memorial Also-Rans | 5 | 9 | .357 | 92.1 | -47.1 | 5.7 |
| 8 | Jeez Louise | 1 | 13 | .071 | 55.0 | -109.6 | 2.8 |