Team Standings

Rank	Team	W	L	T	Pct	PPG	10	-5
1	July's People	12	0	0	1.000	382.9	168	15
2	Scoundrel Time	10	2	0	.833	258.8	140	23
3	SPECTRE	9	2	1	.792	275.8	138	24
4	Apes of God	9	3	0	.750	240.0	128	38
5	Phil O'Donoghue Sandwich	8	3	1	.708	194.6	113	38
6	They Stooped to Folly	7	5	0	.583	134.6	98	20
7	Team Trizzow	5	7	0	.417	152.1	97	19
8	Country Full of Swedes	5	7	0	.417	135.4	92	16
9	The Kiss of the Leper	5	7	0	.417	114.6	86	21
10	Milgram's Button Pushers	4	8	0	.333	125.4	87	30
11	From the Diary of a Snail	2	10	0	.167	85.8	66	23
12	Ken Starr's Squad	1	11	0	.083	56.3	53	22
13	Can't Do that on ACF	0	12	0	.000	18.8	20	10

Sources: https://web.archive.org/web/19991007042434/http://www.princeton.edu:80/%7Ecbowl/results/virginiaopen1998.html; https://web.archive.org/web/19990219102131/http://www.princeton.edu:80/%7Ecbowl/results.html