| Standings | Team Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct |
| 1 | Judean People's Front | 8 | 1 | .889 |
| 2 | The World's Funniest Animals Attack... Martin Sheen | 8 | 1 | .889 |
| 3 | This Team Sucks | 7 | 2 | .778 |
| 4 | You've Got Gerbils | 7 | 2 | .778 |
| 5 | Happy Action Fun Time | 5 | 4 | .556 |
| 6 | The Other White Meat | 4 | 5 | .444 |
| 7 | Without Paddle | 3 | 6 | .333 |
| 8 | M*A*S*H 4077th | 2 | 7 | .222 |
| 9 | C.S.A.S. Milli | 1 | 8 | .111 |
| 10 | Red Bank | 0 | 9 | .000 |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct |
| 1 | W.W.J.V.D.? | 9 | 0 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Walrus and the Eggmen | 8 | 1 | .889 |
| 3 | Vanilla Thunder | 7 | 2 | .778 |
| 4 | Soul Monkey All-Stars | 6 | 3 | .667 |
| 5 | Three Dog Night Ranger | 5 | 4 | .556 |
| 6 | Clowns Are Funny | 3 | 6 | .333 |
| 7 | Knowing Is Half the Battle | 3 | 6 | .333 |
| 8 | Cookie Puss | 2 | 7 | .222 |
| 9 | The Wolf Pack | 2 | 7 | .222 |
| 10 | C.S.A.S. Vanilli | 0 | 9 | .000 |