| Standings | Individuals | Team Detail | Individual Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct |
| 1 | 75% Gerbil Free | 12 | 0 | 1.000 |
| 2 | La Porta e Fatti di Zuppa | 11 | 1 | .917 |
| 3 | Soul Truck | 9 | 3 | .750 |
| 4 | Mike Keenan Employment Agency | 9 | 3 | .750 |
| 5 | Original Gangstas | 7 | 5 | .583 |
| 6 | Phantom Head-Shavers of Brighton | 6 | 6 | .500 |
| 7 | Will Play for Food | 6 | 6 | .500 |
| 8 | Polish Uphill Ski Team | 6 | 6 | .500 |
| 9 | Cult of Personality | 5 | 7 | .417 |
| 10 | The Dross | 3 | 9 | .250 |
| 11 | Ohio Mtn. Climbing Club... | 2 | 10 | .167 |
| 12 | Oh Shit, We're on Fire | 1 | 11 | .083 |
| 13 | Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film | 1 | 11 | .083 |