| Standings |
| Rank | Team |
| 1 | 75% Gerbil Free |
| 2 | La Porta e Fatti di Zuppa |
| 3 | Soul Truck |
| 4 | Mike Keenan Employment Agency |
| 5 | Original Gangstas |
| 6 | Phantom Head-Shavers of Brighton |
| 7 | Will Play for Food |
| 8 | Polish Uphill Ski Team |
| 9 | Cult of Personality |
| 10 | The Dross |
| 11 | Ohio Mtn. Climbing Club... |
| 12 | Oh Shit, We're on Fire |
| 13 | Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film |